alex cuts/dyes his hair: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT UGH I HATE IT SO MUCH HOW COULD YOU DO THIS IT WAS SO MUCH BETTER WHY'D YOU RUIN IT UGH YOU PIECE OF SHIT
jack cuts/dyes his hair: OH SWEET LORD AND JESUS LOOK AT YOU FUCK ME OH GOD THANK YOU THIS IS SO GREAT AND PERFECT AND WONDERFUL SWEET PRECIOUS ANGEL FROM ABOVE
